Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing? 
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing? 
Why do “tug” boats push their barges? 
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting? 
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”? 
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected? 
Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites? 
Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things? 
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? 
How come abbreviated is such a long word? 
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 
Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? 
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? I don’t know, why do we?

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